How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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