I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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