We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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