I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
My vagina is officially offended.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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