And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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