HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
