Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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