He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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