For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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