Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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