She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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