fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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