Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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