Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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