You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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