# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
