Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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