I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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