So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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