can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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