I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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