it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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