What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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