problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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