Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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