ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
