oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'd cum for enchiladas.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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