What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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