I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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