he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
A+ Viking dick
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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