Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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