Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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