He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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