Your tits are I can't wait for
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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