It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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