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there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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