We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
so much tequila, so little girl.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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