somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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