They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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