I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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