I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
