butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
she peed on how many people?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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