I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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