I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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