I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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