Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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