Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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