scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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