You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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