My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
A+ Viking dick
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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