do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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