Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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